i'm going to be a blogger. i mean a real, live scheduled blogger. on a blog other than my own. this could get interesting, since i generally only write as passion or fancy strikes (which, as you followers know, can be rare). but now, in addition to a schedule, i have guidlines to follow - they have
standards, people, a statement of purpose!
help.
i asked for a deadline because i work best under pressure. pressure begat writer's block (can you have that when you're not really a writer?), which begat stress, which begat more blockage. so of course i procrastinated and turned to gchat:
10:33 pm
me:
looking back through my posts, i think the good ones are either really randomly funny (like putting
pantyliners in my armpits or chickpeas falling down my shirt) or really personal
mb: chickpeas?
me: yes
i was making hummus one day and testing the chickpeas for tenderness
mb: with your shirt?
me: one of them jumped down my shirt and got stuck
mb: are you ascribing agency to the chickpea?
me: yes. yes i am
here...
read it for yourself mb: haha
it's the classic story, really; fall, then redemption; dilemma, and reconciliation.
you have the same basic plot here as in most jane austen novels.
except instead of a poor virtuous woman you have a chickpea.
me: lol
maybe
i'm the poor virtuous woman
taken advantage of by a chickpea
and the lima beans are redemption
?
mb: haha. an uncommunicative chickpea who refuses to confess its true feelings until the lima
beans bring him to proper temperature.
10:48pm
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we then discussed veggie tales, jimmy carter, peanuts and boxes of junk in our parents' garages. and then i wrote my post...which you can read
here on July 8. it has nothing to do with chickpeas, but owes a lot to mb. thanks, friend.