Sunday, May 9, 2010

why is danny devito trying to kill me?

maybe because i can't spell his name. your guess is as good as mine. but in my dream the other night, he sure was persistent. he chased me all over the city with a machine gun. until ss discovered that if you stand on top of a bed and face him, the bullets have no power over you. it was all very care bears meets matrix meets labyrinth. of course, in the dream i was the hero, despite the face-off being ss' idea. what? it was my dream; they never make sense and they've been particularly strange lately.

ps. i love you mom. fer rills. thanks for borning me.


Nicea said...

Thanks, sweetie. Thanks for being such a wonderful, wonderful daughter.

Funny dream. Funny that I just moments ago gave the primary lesson on the interpretation of Pharoah's dream by Joseph. If you see a guy in an unusually bright coat and if he happens to be named Joseph....what? It's happened before.

You're welcome. That's what moms are for.

Sherry Carpet said...

your retelling of the dream is at least as funny as the dream itself, which is saying a lot. my gardener's last name is DeVito and is apparently a cousin. does this mean i am next?

annie said...

ooooh i'd watch your back, sherry.

Jana Brookes said...

danny devito makes me think of the friends episode when he's a stripper for phoebe's bridal shower!! ha's so funny.
hope he doesn't get you in your next dream. dream up some matilda powers on him if he comes after you. my girls are in love with that movie right now!

Shawn said...

That is so funny! So glad you had the whole bed thing goin' on. I bet Danny's legs are way too short to ever catch you though. So don't worry.